Sanguine

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
unpoeticnerd

greentiefling asked:

Doesn’t really count as a cr dream but I was half-awake this morning and my wandering brain decided to say to me “the best afterlife we can hope for is to be returned to the earth as penance for all we’ve done to hurt it” and it was like the spirit of Caduceus had possessed me for a moment which is tbh something I’m 100% okay with

criticalrolo answered:

Oh Jesus alsjdjsksls

unpoeticnerd

Oh my god that's a raw fucking line @father-of-manbreasts

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pitbolshevik

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

failbaby

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

pitbolshevik

WHAT

brainscrewz

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

pitbolshevik

this is making my brain short circuit

subconscious-realm

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

pitbolshevik

i would love to study you

letmefixthatforyou

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

pitbolshevik

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

taningia

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normal-horoscopes

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

gay-jesus-probably

...okay cancel the rest of this post please elaborate on wtf you mean by erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court

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because this image is like a barren void of sex appeal and now i’m both horrified and fascinated

yakotta

Why is your Supreme Court Santas?

gay-jesus-probably

why wouldn’t our supreme court involve mandatory santa cosplay

mayjorlin

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Originally posted by lysistratocaster

This post has everything

taken-aurally

They know if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake

irisbleufic

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